B is for Boneheads, who make my head ache.
U is for Unwise decisions they make.
T is for Time wasted by them each year.
T is for Tight, as my eyes feel right here.
H is for Heck, where I'd banish them all.
O is for Omen (of doom) when they call.
L is for Lies, or perhaps, "I'm just joshing." And
E is for Enema, a term for brainwashing.